A collaboration of fictional stories containing, but not limited to, zombies, cowboys, tall tales, monsters, gore, aliens, twists, turns, and intrigue.
Monday, February 18, 2013
Omen
No one took it as a bad omen or thought twice or even questioned why, because all across town, the flowers held on. Grassy wildflowers along the road, little splashes of orange and violet amid the dying brown. Carefully cultivated gardens bloomed in full color. In window boxes, tiny red heads with bright yellow eyes peeked up. On fences they climbed and multiplied. The air was thick with perfume.
It was "amazing" and "a miracle" and "a marvel".
By the time the first child died, it was too late to stop.
Wednesday, January 16, 2013
The Legend of the Children of the Earth
The Earthmother was strong and kind. She was known as the Grand Protector and the Great Balancer. She loved her children dearly and granted each with the weapons and defenses that they would need to survive. The Earthmother’s guidance and power stretched across the land.
When the invader known as man arrived, she embraced him. Her love, which had always been her greatest strength, became her folly. Man did not desire her love and did not follow her harmony. He cut her and destroyed her with singular purpose: to thrive on his own.
The Earthmother called on us, her children, whom she had cherished and bolstered for so long, to fight for her. We took on the task readily, for we owed her everything and her destruction would be ours. She gave to us, the cunning to fight the forces of man, but he was a formidable foe, with weapons that she had never seen. Her children fell.
With a heart full of grief, she used her weakening power to grant her remaining children the ability to transform and mimic man, so that we could use his weapons as our own.
It is said that the last to receive the Earthmother’s gift were the serpents and that for them, the transformation was so difficult, and so painful, that once they changed, they never wanted to go back. The council of serpents decided to infiltrate the ranks of man to destroy him from the inside, but they got lost somewhere along the way. They warned man of the coming invasion so that they could live comfortably by his side.
We have not won the war. We are prizes and trophies. We are hunted. We are clever, exotic pets. The children of the earth have grown disheartened. We do not feel the pain of the Earthmother any longer and she has quieted her cries, for she has lured her children to their doom at the hand of these invaders.
Those that fight the war still, do so in wary clusters of their own people. They fight for their own. Those that no longer fight have done their best to integrate and blend with the invaders. Ours is a dying kind.
Friday, November 23, 2012
Brother
"Come now, it's not all that bad," Petra insisted. "We'll head out to graze by noon." The udders of the creature had grown heavy and swollen in the two days she had gone without milking it. Her farm hand was visiting family, leaving her to tend the whole thing by itself. It had taken her three weeks to teach him how to milk the things. It required a grip that was neither too hard nor too soft, pressure applied in the correct manner (which was different for each animal and each teat), and a bit of intuition. She had not had time to do all the milking. Perhaps this was why they were so anxious.
The bucket was half full of the nutrient rich cream when the urgent chime of her communications system sounded. She leaned back and craned her neck. Sheriff Calhoun was on the screen, his bulbous nose anchored in place by his thick mustache. His watery blue eyes shifted, a nervous tic that betrayed the rest of his calm facade. Petra frowned and wiped her forehead with the back of her hand. The tortoise stamped its cloven feet as she picked the stool up prematurely. She hauled the bucket out from under it so that it could not kick it over in its displeasure. It butted her in the chest with its beak-- a movement that could have been fatal if the creature had intended it to be. She scratched it under the chin until it quieted, and promised it that she would return in a little while.
Petra crossed the fields to greet her guests.
"We have the records of your bay doors. You opened them at three o'clock this morning, local time."
Petra's jaw tightened. "One of my tortoises is sick. I called the veterinarian when it looked like it might be getting worse. You must have seen that I opened the door to let him out at four thirty in the morning, local time. You can call him to confirm."
"Petra, there's no need--" the Sheriff started. Petra cut him off with a sharp hand gesture.
"There is no need for you to be here." She looked at each man in turn. "Do you want to know why? Because the last time that I saw Valentin was seven years ago, when our mother was on her deathbed. He came home then. And when mother passed? He didn't stick around for the service. He stole two thousand credits from me and then disappeared without a word. So, if my brother comes here looking for refuge, I'll give you a call and you'd better bring a body bag to collect him in."
Thursday, November 15, 2012
more nano shit
Friday, November 9, 2012
London-Hungry: Steampunk Tidbit
Tuesday, November 6, 2012
Steampunk snippets
Tuesday, October 2, 2012
The Date
“Today's the big date, huh?” Cassandra asked, one shoulder caught in the doorway to support her casual lean as she looked in.
“Today is the big date,” Sam agreed. She checked her outfit in the mirror again. The slinky black top accentuated her breasts without showing a lot of cleavage. The gray pants were tailored to hug her ass. They made her legs look very long. Compared to her daily wear of scrubs or worn jeans, she felt like she was ready to walk the red carpet.
“You have your exit strategy in case your mystery internet guy turns out to be a lying loser?” Cass asked.
“Of course,” Sam sighed. She tried to be optimistic, but an online correspondence was not the most reliable type of conversation. Optimism did not trump practicality.
“I look okay?” She asked with a slow twirl to show the full extent of her outfit. Cassandra reached back to unclasp her necklace, a simple silver affair with a diamond pendant in the middle, and fastened it around Sam's neck with a smile.
“You look beautiful.” She winked. A slick black tendril poked out of her nose, squirmed and withdrew. Cassandra put a delicate hand to her face, looked at the slimy trail that was left, and opened her mouth to speak. The only noise that came out was a sickening squelch. Her throat bulged. Her eyes rolled back in her head. A tentacle shot out of her mouth, thicker with each inch that emerged. A second one followed close behind. It fought for the cramped space. More and more squirmed from the depths. Cassandra's jaw cracked audibly to compensate.
Soon, Cassandra's willowy frame was completely obscured. The clear, pale skin of her face looked chalky, then gray. It seemed to be melting, and though nothing visibly fell off, as the change continued, the sharp juts of her cheekbones emerged like the bow of a sinking ship. The whites of her eyes shrunk away until only empty black caverns remained. Her striking features were reduced to a bleached skull held aloft by the writhing cluster of oil-colored tentacles.
“Hey, Sam,” it greeted. The skull rotated left, then right to orient itself.
“Hey, Perry,” Sam answered, trying to keep the disgusted horror off of her face. Perry's real name consisted of syllables unpronounceable by the human tongue, which sounded eerily like bone grinding on bone and the wailing of a fatal sea storm at night. Unable to hold a corporeal form on his own, he had entered into a sort of time-share agreement with Cassandra six months ago when she had been diagnosed with a rare bone cancer and given six months to live. Perry cured it without chemo or surgery all for the price of possessing her skull at pre-arranged times. Sam couldn't bring herself to approve entirely of the arrangement. Perry gave her the creeps.
“You look nice today. Going out?” he asked. He made a meaningless gesture with an appendage.
“Yeah,” she responded.
“Hope you have a nice time,”Perry hesitated, then retreated from her room. He said it so earnestly that she almost felt bad for being short with him. She slipped her heels on and clicked into the common room. Perry had donned his work cap at a jaunty angle.
“Look, Perry,” she started.
“Hey, Sam, quick vanity check,” he interrupted. Two small tentacles poked out of Cass's eye sockets and moved in sync: up, left, down, right, then pointed at her. Sam gagged at the display. “I was thinking, this way, people can know where I'm looking?”
“No.” She could not keep her face free from the repulsion she felt. “Don't do that ever again.” The demon deflated. The tentacles withdrew.
“Okay.”
Sam left before he could do anything even more cringe-worthy. She had a date, and she didn't want to puke before it.